Beware the Coming Socialist Youth
I read the President’s prepared remarks for the indoctrination of our youth, and all I can say is think of the children! As soon as I was done, a beret grew right out of the top of my head and I had the urge to sign over all my assets to the government, for the greater good! I also think I might have turned a little gay and wish I could get pregnent so I could abort my little gay baby.
The only thing keeping me strong is my faith in Rod Blagojevich.
